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A geological phenomenon in which men of Asian countries, particularly Korea and Japan, have significantly smaller penises in both measurements of length and forth, than the worldwide average. This can be seen in penis comparison date on websites like Visualizer.com.
Asian Penis Syndrome is a major factor in the difficulty that Asian men have in pursuing relationships with Asian women who prefer better endowed white partners.
Lisa Peachy is such a good person, she’s willing to overlook her husband’s Asian Penis Syndrome.
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One of the best (J)Rock bands ever. Formed during their college days in 1996 by Masafumi Gotou, Kensuke Kita, and Takahiro Yamada. Ichiji Kiyoshi joined them a bit later.
They play high octane guitar rock with emo and powerpunk influences. Their strong edgy melodies, adrenaline-drenched guitar and bass, fast-paced drumming, perfectly syncronized with Gotou's amazing vocal talents had gained them numerous amounts of fans and awards(even for music videos, lol). Although it took a couple of years to achieve the popularity that they have gained, Ajikan albums are topping charts, hundreds and thousands of copies of their records have been sold and they are filling magazine racks and displays of music shops all over Japan.
Also, their singles "Rewrite" and "Haruka Kanata," used respectively as the themes to anime series Fullmetal Alchemist and Naruto, have managed to snag Asian Kung-Fu Generation a much deserved international fan base.
Refered to as Ajikan by most fans. You should as well.
Stolen and edited from various forums and fansites.
Fangirl A: Dude, asian kung-fu generation is frickin awesome!
Fangirl B: Yeah man, Gotou's hair is smexy <3
Fangirl A:...Wtf?
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Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.
Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."
Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."
An Asian who typically drives a Toyota Camry. Sometimes they crash, sometimes they don't indicate but they never speed. usually, an old Asian grandpa or dad who doesn't speak good English and has a semi-bald head
Oh nice, our neighbour is an Asian Toyota Camry Driver.
Look at the Asian Toyota Camry Driver's Car!
When you cover a girl's face in shit and cum on her closed eyes.
Dude jennie loved her asian face mask
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A great Japanese Rock band that isnt Visual. Consists of 4 members; Gotoh Masafumi on Guitar & Vocals, Kita Kensuke on Guitar, Yamada Takahiro on Bass, and Ijichi Kiyoshi on Drums. They have all been influenced by such american bands as Weezer, Radiohead, The Beatles, Oasis, Smashing Pumpkins, Petshop Boys, and many others including other japanese bands. Their style and way of playing is very original in the japanese alternative rock genre that is usually dominated by visual bands.
"The Loop & Loop PV was great!"
"AKF is one of my favorite bands!"
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the process in which you sneak behind someone and give them a raunchy whiff/taste of your sweaty jock strap across the face (chin)
im totally going to give that kid an "asian chin strap" after football practice
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