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The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.
1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy
Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.
Bacon station is slang for police station
I parked across from the bacon station
When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.
I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!
When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.
Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?
The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one
Wow he's so Elijah bacon.
A super fucking sweaty cod player
Who killed me
Ah I got killed by bacon 101 again on this legendary ranked server
When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.
That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.