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a fish pond on your property that is frequented by raccoons and other vermin of the night.
my fish pond becomes a raccoon sushi bar after dark.
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something a terrorist says just before he hits a building head first.
from family guy : Peter griffin"oh my god you missed the time america was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers"." allah ack bar" SPLAT!
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That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
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When u put a Mars Bar up her and then as it melts u eat it out of her.
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When a man has an extremely large boner and the female/male (depending on preferences) grabs the large boner and bends in a very obstructive fashion, which may lead to a crack in the pelvic area.
I was at my friends and he was having a very pleasurable dream and so i decided to give him the japanese whammy bar.
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Only experienced by people who use instant streaming by Netflix.
A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.
After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load
Looks like this:
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"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"
"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"
When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.
I walked in to see the bartender having a bar blow out.