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Pharao in the toilet

A weird fear or idea you had as a child resulting in strange behaviours like apologise to the pharao in the toilet for pooping on them

As a child I was so scared of hurting the red lights feeling on a traffic light, it really was my pharao in the toilet.

by RichardOfYork March 28, 2024


Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021


Sigma Ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet

Sigma ohio rizz gyat Skibidi toilet is sigma hot

Person 1: “Sigma ohio rizz gyat god Skibidi toilet
Person 2: “Sigma Ohio rizz gyat = onika god Skibidi toilet= burgers”

by Pixelcandy May 2, 2024

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Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.

Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!

by rufik March 9, 2020


Skibidi toilet rule 34

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn out of it, so dont bother imagining skibidi toilet sex.

... You really want an example?
Skibidi toilet rule 34

by RazvanYIN December 9, 2023


Toilet tumble

When you shit so hard you fall off the toilet aggressively

I just toilet tumbled and it was amazing

by Fellowbeechnega December 24, 2019


Skibidi Toileting

The act of giving someone a swirlie to the point where their head is stuck inside of the toilet bowl while aggressively fucking them.

Guy 1: Dude, never watch skibidi toilet while high. I hallucinated that I was getting a skibidi toileting by my roommate when I went to the bathroom!
Guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by sigmatoilet99 May 9, 2024