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Brenda the Bed was a hilarious auto correct failure that became an inside joke
Hannah: Hey Chris I have the go to Brenda
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep
When you just want someone to sleep with you (not sexually)
“I done told this one girl I wanted to be bed buds and she thought I wanted to be friends with benefits”
Jimmy: did u hear that Rebecca had a bed bud
Johnny: that sounds cool man, I haven’t had those in years
Jimmy: no bro, a bed bud, someone who just sleeps with u not the bugs
Two people beginning with R&A are really loud in class smooching and have sex anywhere
They always are doing sexy bed
Firefighters lay hose in a hosebed.
Someone who sleeps with firefighters with little discretion.
Kitty is such a hose bed, all of station 13 laid her, then she slid on the pole.
I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
When you’re getting really freaky in bed and you suddenly start boxing eachother.
Man me and my girl was bed boxing last night son!😝