What you call little siblings brother when your mom is around.
Little sibling: Butt
Older sibling: Captain Stupid
The alter ego of the sexiest man to ever live Kyle Johnson
“YARRRR HARRRR SET SAIL ME” said captain Kyle
A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.
Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.
This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;
Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.
The captain of the Fuck boys. The biggest fuck boy of them all.
Kevin is a fuck boy, but Derek is the man in charge of the fuck boys, he's the fuck captain.
The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.
How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took
Someone is like a sap but the king of saps
Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants