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A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane
Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it
When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.
Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree
an adjective describing something that has stretched out near the bottom but has not stretched out on the top; usually describes a piece of clothing
This shirt doesn't fit anymore; after washing it so much it has christmas-treed.
The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.
The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.
When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music
“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”
Christmas is Jesus's birthday and usually celebrated christians. Christmas day is always December 25 every year. Around the Christmas season families usually buy gifts for loved ones.
For Christmas I got a bike.
Next Christmas I'm going to ask for a phone.