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When a woman goes without sex for so long that she cam feel hernhymen growing back.
Mary was diagnosed with Mare's Disease and the only cure is a good, hard sexual encounter.
When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching
Anal stretching is the only way to cure buttholetotightest disease
Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by actual sympathy or empathy . Being pretty enough that others will do for you what you'd normally have to be responsible for.
Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease But Learns Dewey Decimal
Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.
Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease but learns Dewey Decimal
That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue
Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"
A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.
“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”
1. A nervous system disorder that involves uncontrollably and repetitively saying ñaahaplaying ("nahimsaying" really fast). Those diagnosed with visourious disease tend to say the term "ñahhaplaying" after every sentence or at any random time. It is a highly contagious disease that was founded in Miami, FL in 2018. Doctors and specialist have yet to find a cure but some researchers are leaning towards the theory that you can "unmilk" it out of your system.
-"Yo are you down to go to the tree and smoke crack? ÑAAHAPLAYING"
-Visourious disease has been compared to Tourette's due to the similar symptoms according to extensive research from the Harvard Medical Campus.