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A person, typically female, who possesses the unique and inherent prowess of make a man and his shlong fall helplessly and hopelessly victim. To *tame* the beast.
It’s said the legendary ancient dragon tamers could domesticate a wang with a single look.
“Yo niqqa don’t let that bitch go. She’s a real dragon tamer!”
“Word? Shit. Brb gonna buss’ a nut.”
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When the man cums in the girl's ear and the cum stays there for weeks becoming one with her ears and fertilising with the pinna and becoming a solid block, preventing the ear drums to vibrate.
"She asked me to cum in her ears and now she's a deaf dragon, never again."
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A type of boat invented by the Japanese in the 1800's, now a days people use dragon boats for racing and raising money for a cause or just for simply fun. The most notable Dragon Boater Is Orgo Curry.
The Dragon Boat Was Very Big
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What your few friends killed without you.
"We killed the ender dragon without you."
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An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.
Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
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The state bird of Mary-Canada. It can only be seen if you take marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms, and extacy at the same time. Evil dragon is very rude and often interrupts presentations.
Mary Kate: Shut up evil dragon im trying to give a presentation!
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Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.
G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."
B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."
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