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The result of someone posting a status on which everybody likes, and/or comments, within a very short space of time.
Person 1: Omg! did you see Barbara's status?! 81 comments in 12 minutes!
Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!
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The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.
I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon
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Using Facebook Mobile to have a Facebook message conversation with another friend on Facebook who has Facebook Mobile
Jake- "My cell phone keeps beeping because Jessica keeps Facebook messaging me."
Nick- "Isn't she driving? How does she have internet?"
Jake- "No dude, she's texting the messages to Facebook using Facebook Mobile, just like me."
Nick- "Congrats, you're Facebook Texting."
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Some one who sends you tons of invitations a day "groups,new applications,tags..etc"
Dude1: Gee, Mike is such a fool for bombing my email like that
Dude2: Tell me about him! the other day he sent me 30 invitations at once I took me 10 mins to get rid of all that scum, fucking Facebook bomber.
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An individual male or female who friend requests you and never posts anything on your wall after you add them. Also, a person who never even communicates with you on Facebook at all.
You add a person or persons as a friend to your Facebook friends list and afterwards never comments or communicates with you after being added. Once you identified such an individual or individuals that person or persons is now refered to as a Facebook Douche.
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A smothering of fb posts showing the entire digitial community you would like to screw someone without actually have contact with them in the physical world.
-he posted on my wall 7 times in 2 days!
-yeah he's facebook fucking you.
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person who has no social life other than spending time logging into facebook
facebook addict: kelvin
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