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A level of fatness unachievable except by the exceptionally gluttonous. It conveys an offensive tone, and is therefore only used as an insult; it would never be used as a word of description unless the goal of the writer was malicious in nature.
"My, that man is rohan fat."
"My disgusting ex-wife is rohan fat."
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if you have a fat neck, it means you are proud, showing off, or bragging non-verbally. This term was coined when a friend of ours would get arrogant in a debate and tuck his chin in thus fattening his neck.
How fat is your neck over the new job?
Do you need the doors widened to fit your fat neck through?
Is that new dress you bought a total neckk thickener?
My neck is so fat over kissing Vince Neil.
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When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.
I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.
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A fat guy who doesnt ever get laid or attention from the sexy girl he likes, until he gets something she needs like concert tickets and he gets the slobbiest most spittiest blowjob from the girl who needs the tickets. The girl also swallows his kids for an extra ticket. Fat ugly man leaves happy.
fat-o:(Fat guy) Hey sexy.
(The sexiest girl in school) Eeeew! Get lost!
two days later
(Fat guy)Hey sexy. I got some tickets to the concert.
(The sexiest girl in school) Oh realy! U know i was kidding the other day.
3 hours later
Fat guy is getting sucked dry and having his babies get swallowed.
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A term that allows fat people to avoid accepting that they are fucking gross and it is their own fault. So, for instance, if you don't like fucking morbidly obese women, you are not a red-blooded American man, you are a "fat phobe".
A: You should try to pick up that girl.
B: I would, but the cankles, spider veins, and pendulous, flopping slabs of blubber don't really spark my desire.
A: Fat phobe!
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A large amount of flesh and fat around the vagina. Usually occurs when women are a bit on the hefty side. Resembles a nut hammock when viewed from the rear.
From behind it looked like she had a satchel, but from the front you could see it was just her snatch fat!
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attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child
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