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eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.

30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

by but for October 12, 2018


Hawaii five o

The best tv show ever !
Alex oloughlin as super seal Steve mgarrett.

Person 1:OMG did u see hawaii five o new episode on friday
Person 2:YES it was so good I love steve and danny !

by Chris Evan's wife February 23, 2021


five freddy night

five freddy night

five Freddy night

by I eat poop 69 March 17, 2022


good high five

The moment of crispiness when two humans partake in the celebratory act of clapping hands together. The high five must be crisp, otherwise is deemed unworthy.

In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.

Hey Ethan that was a good high five!! Nice and crisp

by Ethan Coomie March 20, 2017


Five Finger Louie

When you finger a girl from behind and put three fingers in her pussy and two in her ass

See that girl Patrice, Billy five finger louied here last night after the concert.

by Juancapore June 18, 2023


five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.

I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute

by The Mexican Tyrone January 24, 2016


Five star fuck

Sex that’s rated 5/5 stars

Steven’s duck was pounding hard last night. He was a five star fuck.

by Pseudosuckit November 26, 2021