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The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.
When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!
When a female coffee shop employee has semen dripping from her mouth due to her refusal to swallow.
"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."
A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?
Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
My toilet won't flush all full of the children's coffee
All the natives drink Pepsi like it’s coffee
Oh there’s another immy rippin a rez coffee
A brewing machine that strange fruit under the popplier of the chimney grows.
Phillips Coffee was also the name of a road bicycle racing team sponsored by the company.
Anal sex first thing in the morning
Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee
Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal