h y p e r n u t

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light

I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.

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q oertUfhhkjhv bajhrb ytvhr7698nu59-ur bhiuythjvb h

im so bored why am i still alive kill me (or just email this word to me) whatever

why am i still alive q oertUfhhkjhv bajhrb ytvhr7698nu59-ur bhiuythjvb h.

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w h o o p s

so bad you know you fucked up

*drops there custom made 'shoot the fucking DJ' green day mug and breaks it*
maRIE; w h o o p s i shot the fucker down

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I dont wanna see any fucking h&m

A phrase used to tell someone to behave themselves, not be messy, not ruin the fun, etc.

The original phrase is from Ru Paul’s drag race UK season 2 where Joe black, in response to the judge’s critique of her outfit, jokingly says “it’s H&M” to which Ru later responds with “I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”

Girl one: “So Cassidy is already drunk crying again, she’s kinda ruining our night out”

Girl two: “omfg I told her before we left that I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”

D I N O H U M A N

btw idk lol

D I N O H U M A N L O L

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G U N D H A M T A N A K A

a danganronpa meme

someone: “hey, what’s your favourite danganronpa character?”
me: “well that’s easy, his name is G U N D H A M T A N A K A”

g u n d h a m t a n a k a

gundham tanaka from Danganronpa 2 Goodbye Despair

g u n d h a m t a n a k a