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Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016


Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

by Rmistiff July 10, 2019


Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 12, 2019


Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 12, 2019


Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 12, 2019


It licks hammers

Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.

Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.

The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip

- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.

I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.

This was such a hammer-licking play by you!

This is not good, it licks hammers big time.

by RiuDenise December 28, 2013


Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 23, 2024