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Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sponge in the holy water real fast

when you are at a wake and are about to cry then you find a sponge in the holy water and you start laughing real fast

When my aunt arlene died i pulled a sponge in the holy water real fast

by j-rob mad fresh June 21, 2010

36๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

by GayFish#2 January 17, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drink honey from the holy land

A more sophisticated way of describing the act of giving a girl/woman oral pleasure (cunnilingus).

- Honey, will you give me oral pleasure?
Sure baby, I'd love to drink honey from the holy land.

by TheMasturbators April 3, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


holy shit ('hO-lE - 'shit)

1.a startling new devlopment.
2.devine excrement.

"Holy Shit, Batman!"

by Tokincat May 14, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.

What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.

by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022


holy fucking shit day

an interesting, fantastic, extraordinary day

The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.

by Ninja Clan Lord March 26, 2017

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