Ninjonic Home

A retirement home for ninjas.

Its time for that Ninja to retire to the ninjonic home.

Run Home Girl

Love has a strange way of finding out
Everything in your heart
Strangest of all is you never know
Just what it is that's tearing you apart
Seasons may pass, summers come and go
Dreams flashing through your mind
Love is something that you dream about
Something that you left behind
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Time has a strange way of reaching out
The years turn to yesterday
Reach out a hand, try to grab the past
Stop it all slipping away
Happens to you almost anywhere
A flash before the storm
Just reach out a hand, try to touch her face
Only to find she is gone
Just like I told you again
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Never known love burn so bright
Little girl could have been so right
We could have been so happy
I won't be there
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Love has a strange way of turning round
When happiness turns to pain
Something that you thought you had has gone

And somehow things will never be the same
That hurt gets so bad as the days go by
A hurt that no drug can cure
There's only one thing that can satisfy
There's only one thing I'm longing for
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home
Better run home girl as fast as you can
Come home girl while you still can
Run home girl as fast as you can
Because someone's gonna be waiting
When you get home

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Home Ec teachers

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.

“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner”

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”

w´homed

a fancy fucking word for whom

To W´homed it may concern

no home way

an incorrect way of saying ‘no homo’ which means that you are hiding your homosexuality

Person 1: he’s hot, in a no home way though.
Person 2: you’re gay.

Homing Missle

1. A ballistic weapon usually fired from a stationary stand or a missile range. They can have heat-seeking capabilities, can be guided manually, or be controlled using radar. Very deadly.

2. Where a male is strongly attracted to a woman, and his weapon cannot resist chasing the female. It usually makes its impact between the legs of the female in her bosum or in her vagina.

Only in extreme cases does it head for the mouth.

NOTE: This is not a disease, but a very strong form if love. Sometimes, but very rarely, it occurs in the females.

The World knew that the rebels had missiles, but what they did not know is that they had homing missles, and thus they were more deadly.

The man was deeply attracted to the woman he wanted to make love to. His homing missle headed straight for the target between her legs, and began to perform a russian amphitheatre.

let's go home

three words that will make any tokyo ghoul fan cry

"come on... let's go home."