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The awnser to everthing.
someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
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The best boy to ever exist. He’s there for everyone even if it means he has to ignore how he may feel. He’s loved me through everything and is constantly there for me no matter what. Honestly he’s the type of person you’d want to spend your whole life with. He makes mistakes but when he does he always tried to fix them. He’s super funny and always knows how to put a smile on my face. There’s no one better than my William Howe… ❤️
William Howe has the prettiest smile on earth.
A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".
J: "Is it less than 5?"
K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."
J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"
how are you feeling / doing?
“Hey, how you holding?”
“Mom said you were sick. You holding?”
A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
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