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The awnser to everthing.
someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
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When a person knows how to control their vehicle well in the air in the video game Rocket League. Especially when you personally can’t do the same.
Damn he flew up miles in the air to hit that shot. Gayass know how to fly.
Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!
"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.
An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
Impossible, non existent, can’t happen
How to defend Jalen. You can’t goofy
By... Hoping they don't have guns and shooing them away like you're trying to keep your cat away from your plate?
Hym "If that's how you fight fascism I might not even need the Death-bots... Elon! I- Yeah, I think you wasted you time on the death bots... I don't think I'm gonna need the death-bots... You know what? Keep doing it. I might need a few for the south. It's fine."
a way of saying, what are you doing or how someones day is going to your girlfriend
jack: ayo, how u doin honey
girlfriend: is good