A person who tries to run a artsy Instagram account with their I-phone taking photos of casual random objects with a photo app probably called 'Retro Film' and then uses a caption we all know they got of Google
Oh her Instagram is a orange brick
Someone who cannot catch a ball to save his/her life but is still hot as fuck anyway.
*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”
When you’re so bad at chatting to females you don’t even bother approaching them because failure is inevitable
Tstrode brick walled it with cal the dragon
Someone who is not easily hurt or offended
opposite To snowflake
Say what you like to that person he’s a brick wall
At least 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard!
"You are as dumb as a brick wall!"
"Oh yeah? Well you are only 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard!"
"-And as you know a brick wall is at least 5% smarter than corrugated cardboard, so therefore i am smarter than you! Ha!"
When you tie a message to a brick and throw it through a window of a house
The bitch would not return my calls, so sent her a message using a brick pigeon.