chocolate cakes

a m.i.l.f or hot woman of the African ethnicity with big butt

bob: hey sally show me those chocolate cakes
sally: bob, we are at work

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Cake Revolt

A term coined after unfortunate incident in September of 2007. It basically means to defy pigs who abuse their authority and do a fuck up job of protecting citizens of his/her country. A desert made with an array of staples such as; Flour, Sugar, Eggs, Gluten or Starch, Butter or Magarine, Milk or Water and a leavening agent, is the weapon of choice, hence the name Cake Revolt.
Keep in mind, cake ingredients can be changed to suit your revolt. I recommend ;Marzipan or Buttercream and Fruits to finish it off nicely!

RiseofTormented: A Cake Revolt should be used to bust those pigs asses with an nice sugary treat. Don't forget to blow out candles.

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knob-cake

a knobcake is a person who you think is stupid. They are usually quite arrogant and they probably consider themselves the exact opposite to a knobcake. They are highly disagreeable.

micky thought dancing like that looked cool But everyone else thought he was a knob-cake.

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lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

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speed caking

Speed Caking:

Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.

Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!

Speed caking = God's love for taste buds

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Pookie-cakes

An overly cute nickname for someone you go with.

Bobby is Susie's Pookie-cakes, and vice-versa. They gross me out sometimes.....

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Cake popping

An action that takes place when a girl has a flat ass butt, pops it so far out that it "looks" like she has one.

I shalt take a mirror selfie and post it on Instagram. Oh no I don't have a booty *pop* *breaks back* Mann too much cake popping or nah?

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