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Peanut butter jelly time is when you cover the vagina with peanut butter and the penis with jelly and have sex. After completion engage in a sixty-nine.
We were all out of bread, so we decided to have peanut butter jelly time.
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Describes the use of any social media platform to write "peanut butter jelly time", or any variation thereof. The account used must not be linked in any way to the perpetrator's own account. To be a true PBJT, the unsuspecting victim of this act must have unwittingly left him/herself logged in. This act is not a true PBJT if it is accomplished with the use of known login info. The joy in PBJT-ing comes from the knowledge that the victim left him/herself vulnerable to the act.
Can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb
Origins of this phrase and all related phrases such as "peanut butter jelly-timed" #peanut butter jelly timing" and all other variations can be traced back to Alexandra Kenny Treen, and her use of this within the Radcliff family in Felton California in the early 2000s. The term spread throughout Radcliff circles, and has been used locally and internationally to this day.
"Dammit Allie! You peanut butter jelly timed me again!"
Can be used to denote any form of social media account 'r*pe' but only if the user of this term is aware of it's origins.
It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.
Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.
half erect penis while still maintaining malleability; sportin' a half chub;
I've been rocking jelly since we picked up that sexy hitchhiker an hour ago.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.
When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.
My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.
When your nutsack is sticking to your thigh
Bro I had the worst cram jelly today in precalc.
1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly