noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"
"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"
If you jerk off multiple times in a short period of time, you will most likely feel a strong stunning effect after the second or third time. This stunning effect is called The Jerk-Stun.
Dude why did you go to sleep early?
-Sorry, The Jerk-Stun knocked me out good.
When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
A group of 4 or more turkish males conversing and or planning with each other. Speaking over one another, While over complicating the simplest of tasks.
Barish and his cronies have turned this entire situation into the biggest turkle jerk.
A game when your ejaculating and most of the semen goes in your belly button
Bro you’ll never believe it I got a jerk In one yesterday
WHEN you take a shit a dick nd jerk it off
“Let’s do a chili jerk tonight”