Kick Puppy

Licking pussy; Said in a way that no one will react to.

Guy 1: Hey man, hot date last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! I love to kick puppy! I kicked her puppy so hard last night she was screaming

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Tire Kicking Bastard

Type of customer who has read every magazine, every online article, knows every line of the specs but has absolutely no budget, no permission from wife, partner or boss to buy but consumes every type of material like a ravenous T-rex and always has a BS use case that involves every single person in the company.

He begins every conversation asking for a free trial for XYZ corporation, whether of garden hoses or jet engines.

Mr Chen (or Suresh, almost always a recent immigrant with academic qualifications out of all proportion to the incredibly minor role held in a large US corporation) is a complete tire kicking bastard.

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Kick Some Bumps

To get in you're car and crank you're shit as loud as it goes with the subsbumpin

Dude let's go kick some bumps in the Lambo

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kick ass cool

a person who can do whatever he/she wants and calls everyone a clown. Also lives a hardcore gangsta life 24/7

Did you see the way Kimmy called Jr./Jenna/Alex a clown? She is so kick ass cool

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Old School Kicks

Really nice shoes like Air Force Ones, the shoes made by the black man especially for c-walking

Yo boo dos be som strait fly old school kicks.

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Kick Amelia day

Kick a person named Amelia and she can’t kick you back

*kicked amelia* goes to kick you back* oof you can’t kick me back it’s national kick Amelia day

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Kick his cat

This is the sentence that describes the action of "sucking dick". this is used so others will not know what you are talking about and will keep your private information between you and your friends. this originated from one friend telling the other about this situation and telling them to keep it a secret but when it slipped up this was used to cover the secret.

So, did you kick his cat?

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