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pottery barn lesbian

A lesbian (and sometimes a bisexual woman with mass market appeal.

It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."

Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.

negative: Ellen Degeneres is such a pottery barn lesbian. She needs to be gayer on her show.

positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.

by margaretsanger December 26, 2005

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Lesbian Queening Stool

A queening stool is a low "toilet-style" seat which fits over a submissive lesbian's face and contains an opening to allow oral-genital-anal stimulation of the Lesbian Dominatrix while seated. The queening stool features full access to the dominatrix's crotch by their lesbian slave.

This seated position allows the dominatrix's pelvic floor muscles to sag and relax ... and so exposes the dominatrix's entire pussy and rectum to intimate lesbian service.

Sometimes the dominatrix will enhance this girl-sex play by actually urinating and/or defecating into/on her sex slave's mouth and face. (Hollywood rumors suggest this is a favorite ritual of Paris Hilton.)

During a heavy night of lesbian bondage, Paris Hilton got so wasted and drunk she overconed a lesbian groupie while on her diamond-studded, platinum-plated, $100,000 Lesbian Queening Stool. The poor girl-slave's (Allison) face looked like a broken sewer main!

by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 21, 2009

70๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


tick-tock lesbian

A girl who claims heterosexuality, but whom everyone knows will be a full-blown lesbian by her junior year of college.

Symptoms include:
-short hair
-Doc Martens
-flannel
-an inexplicable attraction towards naked women


Since when is Eddie gay? Oh, wait nevermind--that's his girlfriend. Yeah she is mos def a tick-tock lesbian.

by itriponstuff January 14, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friday night lesbian

A straight girl, or girl who claims to bisexual (but everyone know's it's for attention), who only becomes sexual with other women after getting a few drinks of confidence juice up in her.

Girls become friday night lesbians when they discover that her half retarded guy friends rant and rave every-time she takes a shot and kisses her homegirls.

Tila Tequila and her appearance on "A shot at love."

Example in a sentence: "How's it feel to be a full time lesbian? I'm a friday night lesbian, after my crunk goes, so does my want for attention, and in-turn, my want for women. Excuse me, i lied, my craving for attention is still present, i just lost the 5 shots of vodka pulsing through my bod, so i'm not so out going.."

by cooljuno411 December 4, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lesbian bed death

The point at which a lesbian has so many rescue dogs in there bed it is no longer possible for them to engage is sex acts with one another

They are just fostering that lab-pit mix but it will lead to lesbian bed death if he dosnt get adopted soon.

by Gmetz32 February 13, 2021

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lesbian Toilet Party

Depraved Lesbians, Girls and Women having hot lesbian sex with each other in a bathroom. Activities include urination shows, watersports, hot-piss enemas, champagne enemas, piss drinking, golden showers, scat, pussy smell worship and heavy bondage.

Hey, Baby Girl, you look like you'd be a of-so fine female addition to Lindsey's Lesbian Toilet Party tonight! Fill your panties and cum with us!

by Evan (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 19, 2009

49๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Holy Lesbian Trinity

Father ( Ellen) Jesus ( Hayley Kiyoko) Holy Ghost ( Lily Tomlin)

I think I just saw the holy lesbian trinity come to home in a dream

by Thegayservent October 22, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž