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Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD

1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?

by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021


Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021


Lick the world

Doing your best to be a good person to those around you, and do the most good for your community, and thus, the world.

When I woke up this morning, I decided to lick the world, and went out today to be the most phenomenal person I can be!

by The_Ineffable_Sage April 18, 2023


lake lick-a-[snatch]y

Clever way to say someone is a lesbian.

I think she's been hanging out at Lake Lick-A-Snatchy

by Jimmy Pete August 9, 2009


lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018


Banshee's Lick

A cold gust of wind up your ass crack

Feel that? I just got a banshee's lick

by Roddypiper347 March 15, 2019


Lick rape

Discovered from a silly show. A lesser of rapes. To be licked without consent. Undesired cunnilingus. Eating pussy without approval. Vile and disgusting but also a bit funny.

I had to lick rape the villagers by order of my commander. That was a relief for the victims.

by Lord Matt sir October 2, 2022