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Omg my name is Brekke and i am a yoghurt male
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Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.
Personality type : Yoghurty.
A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.
Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.
They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.
They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.
Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’
Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’
Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’
Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.
Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.
Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.
Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.
A silly fun guy that jokes around a lot. Kind of perverted. Minor imperfections with appearance, not ugly enough to be a incel but not attractive enough to be a chad. Average height. Isn’t too skinny or fat, kind of in the middle. Gets along with everyone. Uses Reddit occasionally. Centrist.
Robert can’t really be defined as an alpha nor a sigma. He’s kind of in the middle but he jokes around a lot so I’d call him a gigma male.
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"Gagma dick, lmao"
However, this phrasing refers to a male who can gag on their own dick. A Gagma Male is a Sigma of their own variety, being inside both Volcel and incel territory. They don't get bitches, which leads to discovering autofelatio. Or they can get bitches however they just want the mouth, nothing else, this then can lead to the Volcel chad slobbing on his own knob.
Chad 1 > "Yo dude, I found out I can suck my own dick"
Chad 2 > "lmao Gagma Male"
Chad 1 > "facts brooo, who needs these hoes anyways 😂"
Any mechanical or electrical device where the "she" part of it is subject to unexplained fits of temperment; and or, the "male" part can't make up it's mind; or won't commit.
How true is that!
My computer was being a She's~male today at work. It kept rebooting every time I tried to use it.
Or, my key always gets jammed in the back door lock; it's being a She's~male!