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Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.
"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"
People who pronounce the sound "il" like "el"
Ex. Ellegal
Person 1: I love Ellinois
Person 2: *pulls out a fucking shotgun* you ell minded worgjhlaiwr;filaerhguwre.ghapeurhflusdhflishgiulareghsluaerghlesurghsufgilsuerglghlseiruh
A term used when ones nipples are seen poking through their shirt.
"I know my nipples are poking through, don't mind em!"
Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.
Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.
Rob: Tell me about it.
Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.
Rob: Total one mind stand.
Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.
“That movie is a mind wipe.”
“I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”
Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.
Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”
When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time
Ron and Harry at the same time: “Snape sucks”
Ron: “wow, great minds think similarly”