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An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.
Did you hear about the new history teacher?
He’s such a Mountain Lion
An euphemism for Making Love, because they share the same abbreviations: ML
Jim: How much you have a Mountain Lion?
Tracey: None of your business
Riding a high powered off-road electric scooter on mountain bike trails
Mountain scooting is way more fun than mountain biking
When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)
I can't see; I just mountain maced myself
When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.
Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?
Tyler: I am
To pursue your art despite all the odds.
- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.
- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.
That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar
Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.