from a nathan to another:
nathans pull nobody, have tiny manhood, no game, is stupidly sweaty all the time, and is very unfunny. at least me. nobody has a crush on me i am pretty much mentally fatherless now. goodbye fellow nathans. btw call me nathaniel i will stab you
Person 1: Nathan is cringe asf
Person 2: ikr who is he
A Nathan is a science freak, addicted to halo and hentai. Some of his nicknames are, Rocket bitch, Sass queen, wannabe slanger, scientist, ferret and others. Nathan's are tall with a long arm span and a pedo moustache.
Person 1: Is that a pedophile?
Person 2: Nah that's Nathan!
Police: “We had reports of gunfire do you know anything about that?”
Me: “Nah, I ain’t seen nathan!”
my absolute world, always caring and very handsome would never do anything to hurt me
i wanna have hard sex with him
same
nathan’s hot
Nathan is the best person you could ever meet. They are so handsome sexy. If you get a Nathan dont let them go
Nathan give me some dick