Random
Source Code
Random
Oh hey did you see this one nigga with the last name goodman?
yeah he’s a faggot face
School appropriate way of telling someone to go kill themselves. (stated or shouted jokingly.)
(inserted name): can somebody help me carry-
DO IT YOURSELF (insert name here)
(inserted name): (joking) FINE I WILL *carries object by themselves*
1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.
Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."
Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."
Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"
Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"
get my "insert name" on/off
7👍 7👎
The worst roast in history
People say if you use this someone random will die
Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies
4👍 3👎
What you become once you drink from two beer bottles at the same time. It works best at a party with lots of witnesses to scream (your name here) Cerveza everytime you take another two fisted drink.
When I saw Tony drinking from two beer bottles I yelled out, "Hey, it's Tony Cerveza." with Tony being the (your name here) Cerveza part.
2👍 10👎
Shut yo dummy a$$ up, stop trynna look for your name just to motivate yourself, yo momma ain’t choose your name for who you would be, she wasn’t like “OMG ima call you so-&-so because everyone with that name is so sweet”
Pete: Yooo, what up, wanna know what my name means in the urban dictionary?
Joe: Fuck what yo name means
14👍 17👎
My name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal
My name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal
3👍 2👎