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When you’re out on a family snow-cation with your cousins, and slide it in behind the fishing shack.
“Sharice and I went out to our Igloo for an ol’ Alabama sleigh ride”
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When you skin and cook the creature you made into roadkill.
Redneck Friend: "What banged up your truck?"
Redneck: "I ran over a buck the other day so we're having an Alabama Cookout."
You eat a shit ton of Taco Bell for like the whole day and then you try to fart the loudest without shitting
“Billy was playing Alabama Roulette yesterday in math and had to go home and get a change of clothes”
While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.
Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.
The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.
I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.
We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
When you're doing a chick and she turns the lights off, switches places with your sister, and turns them back on.
Bro I was absolutely RAW-DOGGING this chick, right? Then she gave me the Alabama Switcheroo! Now I'm gonna be a dad and an uncle.
The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.
Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.