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The act of repeatedly posting messages, links, photos, or statuses that nobody else particularly cares about on facebook to the point where your posts completely cover everyone else's newsfeed/live feed. This usually results in everybody who is misfortunate enough to be your friend to become extremely irritated with you (as they have a right to be) and hide you from their newsfeed.
This girl keeps posting status updates about how much she loves her stupid boyfriend!
Oh I know! Her posts are blowing up newsfeed!
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Lose your cool. You lost your ability to control your emotions. Same as blowing a gasket.
Please don't blow your top again today if the Seahawks don't win! I can't afford to replace another smashed TV.
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To squander an opportunity.
I had only one shot at the title and I blew it.
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When a man shoots a dry puff of air out of his cock when climaxing and holds in all the jizz. This results in a whooshing of air towards the women that blow dries her hair if pointed towards the face.
Man 1: I thought Shandra had corn rows? She looks like my boy Einstein over there!
Man 2: Her hair looked tight earlier begore my boy Big John took her in the closet. No hiding the fact he gave her a Bemidji Blow Dry now. Judging by the fro' he didn't hit the Ion button either.
Man 1: Aaahhhh. That's why she's running her hand through her hair. Crazy still can't figure out nothing came out but the poof. Big John's got more air than the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!
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I'm gonna graduate in December and blow this taco stand.
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Also a great anti-contreceptive as while being very pleasurable keeps the vagina at a safe distance from any ejaculatory fluid that could result in baby brocks.
She woulda done him but would of possibly got pregnant so she gave him a blow job instead.
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A way to say to a group of friends or whoever you're with that you think it's time to go, leave a pub, bar, restaurant or anywhere. Although it may sound like the place your leaving is rubbish or crappy, it doesn't have to be the case. It could be used when its time to move on after a great night out.
Nic "Great place this but shouldn't we get to the party soon?"
Mike "yeah lets blow this bunghole"