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pronoun: another word for a natural redhead
i got a call today fro mthe fire crotch it made my teeth sweat~
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When a male touches the burning end of a lit match to the tip of his penis as he begins to ejaculate, extinguishing the flame with his cemen while feeling a unique pleasure.
The writer of the entry for "Fire Extinguisher" strongly recomends that readers do not attempt to perform a Fire Extinguisher.
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When you shotgun a beer, and then take a shot of fireball. The first person to finish both drink and yell "Shots Fired" wins
Man I was so drunk after playing Shots Fired
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When you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have sex with her and she passes out, you shit in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she shit herself.
Ian took that girl home and gave her a log on the fire.
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(n) Sensation one gets the morning after eating ethnic food containing hot peppers, especially Jalepeños. The feeling is felt from the anus about 2 inches up the rectum.
Dude 1:Whew... that was some good chow from the Messican Joint on Harry Hines.
Dude 2: Yeah, but after eating 14 armadillo eggs, I'm gonna have fire in the hole tomorrow morning.
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When your banging a girl, you light her pubes on fire then take your "hose" and put the fire out with you man juices dont forget the fire trucks noises "WE WO WE WO WE WO"
Andrew then sprayed his man juices all over her forest to save the day from the vicous wild fire.
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When your poop contains enough water to spray.
Also, a Cleveland Steamer gone horribly wrong.
Gah, just had a fire hydrant from that burrito yesterday. That skeezar waitress must have put something in it.
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