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Person 1: Ulrik was looking real swaggy last night
Person 2: ulrik swag

Swag Surfing

The act of putting your arms on others shoulders and moving left and right to create a wave looking effect. Coined by the fans and players of the University of Oregon.

Just one the championship so you know we swag surfing.

Swag dialect

A lanuage strictly used by those who have swag and are swagged out at all times. This language cannot be understood by those who do not have swag.

I can't understand him, he is speaking in swag dialect.

or

I only talk to those who speak in swag dialect.

or

She doesn't have swag, therefore she cannot understand our swag dialect... what a basic bitch!

Swag Gun

A AK-47 with the clip removed and when fired gives off a "swag" noise. Is able to instantly bestow swag and turn any normal average joe into a nigga, swigga, or wigga. Not to be confused with swag bomb.

Joey: Yo Daryl lookin' pretty fresh.

Alex: Musta' been shot by a swag gun yesterweek.

swag surfin

when u swag with ur ass showin and ur surfin. Also when u shit and the water from the toliet splashes on to your ass.

Neel Patel made this and i said it right so fuck off

DAMN U GOT SHIT ON UR ASSS is swag surfin

Swag Dealer

A person who considers themselves to have so much Swag that they start to sell their Swag Points for items of value, usually money.

Dealer: Hay do you want to buy some Swag?
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!

Later...

Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!

Silent Swag

A guy with no; and or little swag, but on Facebook or texting has a way of saying things that gets the girl.

"Dude you were so awkward right there!"

"It's all right I got her number, I'll get her with my Silent Swag."