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The wearing of one's sunglasses (usually Oakley or SPY) on the upper forehead/hairline instead of covering the eyes
"When Ryan comes inside, he never puts his sunglasses in their case, he wears his Oakley Gascans on his head like they're a bro tiara"
To hate on a bro for being and acting like a bro.
Billy: I can't believe Bill Clinton got impeached for getting that presidential service, bro hate. *smh*
or
Andrew: I had that slam piece DTF! Why'd you did you mess that shit up?
Mike: No reason.
Andrew: Bro hate man.
Having the qualities and mannerisms of a bro, while not reaching the social status needed for bro-dom.
See:
Kyle, lover of monster drinks and punching holes in walls.
Trevor, seemingly a textbook bro could not afford a bro-dozer; only owning a S-10, was therefore demoted to bro-adjacent.
When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.
Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.
Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.
Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.
Chilling with some bros and just having a good time; usually before an event or occasion
Broing down tonight would be sick, since we leave for our vacation tomorrow.
When u knock up 2 chics who are sisters and they have boys: your sons are kinda brothers and kinda cousins.
Son: dad, are me n' Caden couz-bros?
Dad: no, of course not why would you think that?
Son: cuz mom said aunt krystel's kid is your son too.
Dad: well fuck...
When you suck the dick of your bro because you love them, as a bro, but that doesn't make you gay. You are just a good bro. Congrats.
I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.
"Hey, can you suck my dick?"
"Dude, I'm not gay."
"Don't worry man, it's just a bro-suck!"