Split Pea Soup

When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth.

She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup!

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hot cheese soup

The act of taking a crap and then pissing in a sexual partner's mouth

That hot cheese soup was so good im gonna have to go back for seconds

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call me soup

A reply in the negative sense, ie "No". Often used in response to an question devised to elicit a negative reply.

"You want to go jump off that steep cliff?", "You can call me soup".

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Matzoh Ball Soup

Friday night after sundown- the Sabbath,
when a man dips his balls into chicken broth
& then inserts them into his partners mouth.

"With the taste of chicken in her mouth I couldn't believe how horny she became when i gave her the Matzoh Ball Soup."

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Soup that is too hot

From Cards Against Humanity, it means the sexual act of having average Fiona feed you soup that is hot while performing pegging after a session of bukkake.

Murphy enjoyed soup that is too hot on his birthday. A rare treat that required plenty of planning.

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Matzah Ball Soup

Pissing in a girls mouth and then dunking your balls inside of her mouth.

Girl: Whats for dinner?

Response: Matzah Ball Soup, now open up bitch!

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Word Soup

Word Soup-after a lib reporter spouts a long confused illogical explanation to embrace the unembraceable and endure the unendurable to torturously justify Biden’s crazy strategies, ie a word salad on a National level -then it is bandied about by other lib reporters so it completely incomprehensible. The last lib trying to justify the nonsense by lobbing it at a conservative news network-FOX like a bomb dropped at Hiroshima thereby heating the salad into Word Soup.

Lib 1: Heard Uncle Joe said illegals won’t be getting $450,000 each and that’s great-over to Lib 2
Lib 2: heard Uncle Joe said illegals will be getting $450,000 each and that equally great-back to Lib 1
Lib1-oops Uncle Joe was talking ice cream options-why is FOX falsely reporting this?
FOX-let Tucker lob a few
Tucker-word soup for dinner courtesy of lib reporters. They are doing their usual meltdown

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