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1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
Royal Pimp Slap, is a pimp slap given by a person of royalty while wearing many bejeweled rings. note that a royal pimp slap is often accompanied by royal horns announcing the slap.
guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation
guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.
guy 3: daaaamn!
guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.
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Royal Pimp Slap, is a pimp slap given by a person of royalty while wearing many bejeweled rings. note that a royal pimp slap is often accompanied royal horns announcing the slap.
guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation
guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.
guy 3: daaaamn!
guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.
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(Noun)/noun/
1.These laws come from the book Pimpology; A "How To Pimp-A-Hoe" Book, in case the "p-i-m-p" forgets how.
2.To also benefit Po'tential prostitus as much to learn "Pimp game";explanation of the general philosophies of pimping.
48 Laws of Pimping
Purse First, Ass Last
Get a Name in a Game
Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
Keep a Ho in Arrears
Prey on the Weak
When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
Pimp the Game
Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
Learn the Rules
Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
Ain’t No Love in this Shit
Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
Better a Turnout than a Burnout
Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
Give Motivation and Inspiration
Get You A Bottom Bitch
Cop and Blow
Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
Get in a Ho’s Head
A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
Keep Hoes on Their Toes
A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
Set the Trend
Grind for Your Shine
The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
Keep Your Game on the Low
Be a Leader
Play One Ho Against the Next
Prosperity over Popularity
Look out for Suzy Choosy
Turn a Tramp into a Champ
Bring Your People With You to theTop
Show Respect to Get Respect
Trust Nothing but the Game
Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
Let a Ho Know
Wreck a Hater
Switch Up
Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
If You Can See It, You Can Be It
You Need Fire and Desire
Get Rid of the Word “If”
Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
Don’t Believe the Hype
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TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!
TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE
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A disturbing, yet illuminating book by the notorious pimp Dazzle Razzle.
Hank: How to be a Motherfucking Pimp gave me nightmares
Joe: But you did learn how to pimp like a motherfucker
Hank: Indeed. And for this I am eternally grateful to Dazzle Razzle. God bless that motherfucking pimp
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