When you’re in a terrible situation
Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.
Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.
“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”
“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
One who grooms another mans genitals.
Honey, your bush is a jungle, please hire a pipe duster.
When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.
Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot
Pro piping is what the UNIT clan of CoD calls it when useing the grenade launcher. Also refurred to by the elite few of UNIT clan as Laying Pipe
Keegan121610: Hey SarKIS11, guess what I'm going to do this game?
SarKIS11: what?
Keegan121610: I'm going to go pro piping on all these Noobs!
SarKIS11: Yes!! Lay Pipe big boy!!!!
Pipe strike is a line of defense when a woman is out of line. For the duration of the pipe strike she gets no dick.
Nancy promised me a threesome, but then pulled out at the last minute, now I’m going on pipe strike.
A sexy bearded plumber named Morgan who loves to lay his pipe in the day and pipe at night. It’s a Dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!!!
What do you do for a living? I’m a pipe slut. It’s a hobby and a job.