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Old saggy vadge lips or abnormally huge labia majoras; mythical cunt lips on women of loose morals. Piss Lips are what most busted old whores end up with in the putird old age of 60 and up...
Your mothers piss flaps are a dark black on the outer edges, blending into a dark brown going in and finally a rashy-pink at her sad dry entrance.
She needs to stop pissing in the river, her piss flaps will catch parsitic cheese!
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A term for getting drunk. Generally a term used by under 18s who think they're cool on facebook. Photos are taken at the event, in which the teens are holding large cans of energy drinks, carefully positioned to look like a can of beer.
Person 1: we better stock up on red bull for our piss up, so we can look cool on facebook
Person 2: good idea, make sure you turn round the cans in the photos so it looks like we're actually getting drunk
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When you pee the bed and still end up drowning in your own piss.
Hannah: Did you hear about John last night? He peed the bed and drowned in all his piss.
Brendan: WOW, rest in piss.
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someone who partakes in the practice of pissing on their own lips, or asking others to do it for them
call him piss lips, don't say i said it though - burnt face man
you piss lips!
you sir/madam are a piss lips
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the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss
i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.
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To make someone who's trying to seem important less important. Derives from the piss-boner men wake up with in the morning, it's a fake boner. If you took the piss away, there would be no boner. Do you see?
That's the original meaning, however taking the piss now means just giving someone a ribbing and in the most part not meaning to be malicious.
Original meaning:
Guy 1: "Hey guys, what do you think to my awesome new haircut?"
Guy 2: "I think you look like a fucking prick, mate...you look like a real slob".
Other guys: "Haha, Guy 2 really took the piss out of guy 1!"
Meaning as it is now:
Guy 1: "Man, I only got a 45 on my last assignment"
Guy 2: "Haha that's fucking shit!"
Guy 1: "Don't be so mean"
Guy 2: "Cheer up man, I was only taking the piss"
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