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The spoon isn't real

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.

Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.

by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016


The Real Folk Blues

A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60’s, featuring such artists as john lee hooker, muddy waters and howlin’ wolf.
Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.
The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

by jorge lagunes November 23, 2017


on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.

Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."

by yungriceman January 25, 2021


real housewives of sydney

A bunch of crazy women put in a cast by Foxtel.

Have you seen Real housewives of Sydney? “oh my god yes”

by smutfg August 26, 2018


Hot girl realness

when you just slay so hard that it is more than slaying so this is the word for that

Taylor swift she is hot girl realness

by heckaroonies August 12, 2023


see / the real nayeon

the hottest person in the world. deadass.

see / the real nayeon is so hot wanna date her smh.

by coolawesomenctzen123 March 19, 2021


Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.

"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*

by TheWordManDan November 10, 2018