A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.
Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.
A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60’s, featuring such artists as john lee hooker, muddy waters and howlin’ wolf.
Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.
The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.
The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.
An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.
Ex. 1
"Why are you barking at a tree."
"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."
Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."
A bunch of crazy women put in a cast by Foxtel.
Have you seen Real housewives of Sydney? “oh my god yes”
when you just slay so hard that it is more than slaying so this is the word for that
Taylor swift she is hot girl realness
the hottest person in the world. deadass.
see / the real nayeon is so hot wanna date her smh.
The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*