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when your dick is old and cannot work but you take Viagra to make your "wrinkly rocket" hard so you can fuck them hoes even after 87!
i finally got to use my wrinkly rocket last night after 13 years
The male version of a rocket. A good looking guy.
“Omg Bethany, did you see Kevin? He’s such an m-rocket”
“Yes! Their whole group is a bunch of m-rockets!”
When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.
My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet
The cocaine rocket ship, when a guy is getting head, and is about to cum. He pulls out of her mouth and shoots cum directly up her nostrils.
Dude I came in that chick's nose.
Oh you gave her the cocaine rocket ship. Good for you. Chick's love those.
As you're cumming hold in your cum and when you can't hold it in any more let it out and it should skeet rocket out.
Gonna skeet rocket 3....2....1....blast off pew pew pew
The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus
Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"
Guy 2: "Nice"
1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off
2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.