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Rusty Trombone

70+ answers, all repeating the same 3 wrong definitions.

The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.

Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.

The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.

The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.

Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.

Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!

A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.

A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...

by ChuckgivenoFuck July 20, 2021

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Rusty Piston

A sex act involving three men. The first man stands in front while he is penetrated by the second man, and the second man is penetrated by the third man. The second man thrusts between the other two men, thus creating a piston motion.

Bill: Last night, I went home with these two hot guys, and I got between them and we did the rusty piston.
Jeff: Awesome! Wish I could have been there.

by luciferi666 May 11, 2014

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Rusty Greek

Lazily wagging a gentleman's erect penis back and forth like a metronome using one's tongue near the base of the penis, while maintaining a disinterested, distant, and dead-eye look on one's face.

She was bored with the sex so far, so even though he asked for a blowjob, he got the Rusty Greek instead.

by MrTheGreek March 12, 2016

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Rusty Candycane

During sex, sticking a candycane in someone's asshole and putting making them suck it.
This can be done raw and sticky, or after lubing it with saliva or vaginal juices.
This ass to mouth treat is a yule time favorite.

1: "Hey, you hooked up with Cynthia, I heard she likes ass to mouth."
2: "She loves it, but only rusty candycanes."

by ExplosivePenisMusket May 30, 2015

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Rusty Tucker

The act off having unprotected sex with a chick on her period and letting the blood dry on your dick

Dillon loves to hit a Rusty Tucker before going out for the night

Did you hear Rebecca gave Jarod a Rusty Tucker last week

by Thorny K. Salazar November 6, 2022

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rusty orange

The act of using an orange putting it into your partners anus and eating it.

you can pay a large sum of money to get a rusty orange.

by bought December 26, 2014

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rusty fist

Ass fucking with fist

Katie got ass fucked by John's fist therefore a rusty fist

by lubba lubba21 October 17, 2013

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