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1. (noun) a statement that expresses that a significant change has recently occurred and a bro must be updated.
2. (noun) feeling sympathy for a bro's misfortune.
1. "Shit bro, I just tripped out on lsd for the first time."
2. "Shit bro, sorry to hear about your hiv test results..."
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When you be playing a game and get totally destroyed by a someone or a try hard a lot of times
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You know, when you have to take a dump really bad and you just barely make it to the toilet; pulling your pants down and there is no sit and wait, rather there is an immediate discharge of a giant ball of feces much like the shape of the moon including detailed craters.
We heard Johny in the bathroom, there was but one grunt and an incredibly loud audible plop. Thinking it was cool he said, "Dudes, I just took a moon shit!"
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Term coined by UFC fighter Nick Diaz for martial arts techniques that involve spinning your body, such as the "spinning back fist" or "spinning back kick".
"I can't believe that spinning shit landed."
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Driving around yelling curse words at random people to see their funny expression on their face.
Michael stuck his head out of the passenger window and shit shouted a group of black people. The group of black people all gave Michael the middle finger.
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When you take a shit so long that it reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still attached to your butt.
Horace: Dude, what took you so long in there?
Boris: Sorry man, I was anchored to the toilet by my shit.
Horace: Damn, I hate anchor-shits.
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To eat so much that you have to drop a load and while you are on the toilet you keep eating causeing yourself to have to continuousley take a shit. It is most commonly lnked to depression
CAUTION: Rotary-shitting can lead to obessedy and constipation
When my girlfriend lucy broke up with me I was on the toilet for six hours rotary-shitting
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