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I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.
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(noun) An alternate way to say asshole
1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve
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1. (noun) a statement that expresses that a significant change has recently occurred and a bro must be updated.
2. (noun) feeling sympathy for a bro's misfortune.
1. "Shit bro, I just tripped out on lsd for the first time."
2. "Shit bro, sorry to hear about your hiv test results..."
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When you be playing a game and get totally destroyed by a someone or a try hard a lot of times
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A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.
A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.
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1.) talking about past time
2.) talking about nothing
3.) venting
dude 1: "sup? whatchya doing bro?"
dude 2: "nothing just chillen. you?"
dude 1: "just shootin' the shit with some friends."
dude 2: "righttt onnn."
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The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'
Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.
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