Florida Sick

As opposed to being homesick, to be Florida Sick is to miss Florida so much you want to go back, regardless of whether or not you call Florida home.

Its February, its cold, and I’m feeling really florida sick rn. I need warm weather.

Nostalgia Sickness

When you get a taste of nostalgia, then get a very sad feeling which forces you to get more engaged in that topic of nostalgia sending you into a deeper sadness but you honestly don't give two fucks

Friend 1: Post a meme about Shows such as (Regular show, spongebob, Adventure time,etc.)

Friend 2: I wanna cry .

Friend 1: Oh god, I just got Nostalgia sickness.
Friend 2: yAh WuT???

Friend 1: I'm about to rewatch all of these shows, I don't give a fuck how sad or depressed I get.

Friend 2: Yeah you do that while I go Cry in my closet real quick.

Here Comes Sickness

Heh

Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Shaking her hips
Like she's some kinda treat
All the neighborhood dogs
Licking at her feet
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Yeah

Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
When she comes to my house
I hope she don't knock
All the neighborhood dogs
Sniffing at her crotch
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

There goes sickness
In my daddy's car
Good riddance to the both of you
I hope you go far
All the neighborhood dogs
Should be drunk in the bar
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
In my daddy's car

Situational Sickness

The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.

"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"

Sick Dick

When the dick is good but goes too far and hits your gag reflex then makes you throw up. But it’s okay as you are a trooper and swallow and carry on.

Girls!!!! I gagged on the dick to much and sick dick happened! It’s okay he didn’t know and I carried on!

Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant

Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on

bucket of sick

to call someone when they are being annoying or unapealing to you.

"kdms;lfkdjs;alfjsa"
"k stop being a bucket of sick and speak english!"