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When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position
Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.
An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.
Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.
a phrase usually said when somebody does something awfully bad,yet they are fine wit´it.
Wren:how do you sleep?
Shelby:like a child
Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work
how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.
Did it work????
How do I sleep?
Hmmm here maybe this will work
Another, more sophisticated way for gentlefolk to say, “take that.”
George: “The mine will fail.”
Ross: “But our freedom never will.”
George: (defeated)
Ross: “Put that in your pillow and sleep on it.”
Yes he needs fucking sleep bro
Person 1: bro does Aiden need sleep?
Person 2: hell yeah he does