smoking cat piss

When you want to get weed but you only have $5.( bad weed)

“ My dealer ripped me off, now I’m smoking cat piss”

Smoke Your Lips

Getting your lips smacked so hard they smoke.

Dad: You mock me one more time and I’ll smoke your lips.
Son: (mimicking dad) Mock me one more time...
Dad: Alright you’re getting a smack on the lips.

Blow your smoke

Blow your smoke is when the top blows smoke into the bottoms ass after they cum.

“Becky, will you blow my smoke later”

“Of course Lana, I would love to blow your smoke!”

Canadian Wildfire Smoke

noun, a fart after eating spicy food while someone who just took a bong rip is rimming you

Bobby and I went to Taco Bell last night and then back to my place, and while he was rimming me I blew Canadian wildfire smoke in his face

smoked salmon custard

Vaginal discharge smelly cunt fanny cheese smelly lady discharge

Her fanny was weeping smoked salmon custard

Smoking some Bacon

The act of killing cops. Shooting some pigs.

"Hey man, what did you get up to this weekend?"
"Oh, I just went out and smoked some bacon. Pretty slow weekend."
"Yeah, Smoking some Bacon isn't very exciting."

are you smoking teabags?

Are you crazy?

Going in that neighbourhood at night are you smoking teabags?

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