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Unlike what most people say it is not "better" than the army or any other branch. Each branch has it's on set of jobs and application in times of war. If the Marines were the best (as most military illiterate people think) we wouldn't need anyone else. Also the statement of them being the toughest is almost completely untrue. The statement itself is too ambiguous. Most recruits make it through Marine BCT while other branches have more strenuous training regimen than the overrated "Crucible".
Me- "I train everyday in hopes in one day being a SEAL team member. The dropout from Indoctrination through BUD/s and SQT is over 95% so I'm not going to slack on any of my preparation."
Common Marine Fanboy who scored 10 below ASVAB standard-" Weak ass fag I'm joing the United States Marine Corps! OoORAaHh!!!"
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Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.
23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.
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The singular place of education where you can empower the United States Navy to shove a million dollar education up your ass a nickel at a time. The graduates, frequently known as "ringknockers" proudly display their trophy in the most arrogant and assholish fashion possible, peering down their noses at people who were direct commissions or graduated from NROTC units at other universities nationwide. These people go on to lead what tehy consider to be elitist lives and frequently get their asses kicked at squadron parties by many an aviator.
"I graduated from the United States Naval Academy, class of 1998. Where did YOU graduate from?"
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a school full of drug uses and eshay teen moms and sluts lol !!!!
smoke more , drink more , Kenmore Kenmore state high school Brisbane
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North Georgia College and State University decides to wake everyone up at 0645 and have an entire battalion Health and Wellness Inspection to catch cadets with random "illegal" objects.
Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.
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That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis
Me: who are you calling at 3:00am
Friend: Jake from State Farm
Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis
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Literally the worst school on the face of the fucking EARTH
And it somehow always smells like fucking burnt toast or GRAVY!!!
Guy: o shit my schools trash
Guy 2: well at least you don’t go to Noosa district state high
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