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VS is a state of a person when he completely loses his fucking mind due to excessive watching of Vampire related movies and Tv series eg.. Twilight Saga, Eclipse,The Vampire Diaries, Vampire fucking Academy etc etc... Patient will always talk about vampires and peruse you to watch vampire related content ****warning this is a spreading syndrome ***** so always keep a distance from this person. They also love to watch Zombie related content.
This syndrome could be cured by right treatment Lock the patient in a room with no lights a bunch of real life movies lock him for about 12 hours and burn or delete all the vampire related content would help.
John : jerry is acting abnormal since he started watching vampire movies.
anna: yeah i noticed it.
john : i think he has Vampire syndrome and its getting worse.
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A physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.
"I was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of Arsepurgers Syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep..."
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The unbearable feeling of emptiness, apathy, and utter anticipation felt before the release of the new Elder Scrolls game.
Dude 1: I didn't even feel like getting up this morning
Dude 2: Yeah. Skyrim syndrome.
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when you are with a female/male you find them all of a sudden attractive because that's the only person around.
i got "Twilight Syndrome" watching twilight i swear that chick loooked so hot by the end of the movie.
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A rare but serious disorder in which someone believes their life portrays those of the Laguna Beach show on MTV. Symptoms of this are: Bitchyness, drama, cheating, and cockyness. This disorder can be treated with therapy, but the disorder stays with you for life.
I thought that girl was cool, but we got back to her house and I realized she had LGB syndrome. I got outta there faster than a whiteboy in Harlem.
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A syndrome known only to men; A small penis that measures at around 4-5 inches and no longer enters vaginas. Nobody knows the true sizes except the owner's and their wives( Although it's been so long they probably forget what it looks like)
"Ya know I got the chuck syndrome it ain't very big but i just threw it on there" (Talking about posting penis' on AOL chatroom)
Guy : Come on babe let me show you my dick
Girl : Alright, but you better not have Chuck Syndrome !?
Guy: Damn it ! (Walks Away)
Girl : Short fat hairy guys usually do have Chuck Syndrome.
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Condition in which sufferers develop an over inflated ego, thinking they are the best at everything. Also their sense of humour fails, meaning they think everything is funny, no matter how pathetic or juvenile.
"Be careful hes got gilbert syndrome"
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