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When a vagina gets looser as you caugh into it constantly
She wanted oral, but I had a cold so I gave her a Canadian hacksaw
When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack
Being Cursed a Canadian means you're more shy then usual due to being in a large crowd of people which you do not know well. The Term Originates from the Stereotype that Canadians are shy.
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".
"I was Cursed a Canadian at that family reunion"
Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it
wanna go Canadian flicker gooning in the corner with me?
When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day
Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!
When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.
Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!