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Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR!
A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called "Humpty Dumpty".
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When you can add words to the melody of when your poo splashes in the water of the toilet.
Whoa... I just took a sing-a-long dump to yoko ono's new song
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Act of inviting everyone into your problems.
When I asked Susie how her day was, instead of answering 'fine' she dumped her purse on me.
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An event that allows for some of the best Urban Dictionary contributions ever made.
To access my astounding stream of consciousness dump, I just close my eyes for a moment and then start typing and the next thing I know, I’m a fucking UD genius!
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Origin from the Central Coast of California.Intended to be able to use in public as a descrete way of telling a female that you want to get your dick sucked.Another way of saying is sick my duck.Basicly a nicer way to tell you want a blow job.
"hey baby, let's go in the backroom and you can slick my dumps"
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The act of having sex and then breaking up with that chick/dude immediately afterward.
Hey dude, you totally pulled a hump n dump last night with that chick! Right on brah!
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Hey man can't talk right now, I'm mag dumping on the toilet.
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